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snatchedweaves:

immortalixe:

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST

earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….

earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….

detectivejane:

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

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when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

legalmexican:

right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me

thecherrywinehouse:

thattallsummonerguy:

sizvideos:

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Proof that most trendy organic toting hipsters don’t know what they are talking about.

Idiots

ahsfanatic:

baker-comma-william:

lilypaulson:

Whataya doin’? 

Omg

I need to be her friend

valvesoftware: