OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST
i walk this lonely road….
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me
Proof that most trendy organic toting hipsters don’t know what they are talking about.