if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
what is neon pink supposed to taste like?
it’s supposed to taste like neon pink
I wonder if baby pink tastes like gender expectations.
"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
Dog society is incredible
Albert is going places. [x]
Actually he isn’t…he’s staying home.
they should keep an eye on David
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.