crimsonskyes:

2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!

2013: These Pokemon are too simple!

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school 

wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and

actual logo:

powerpoint:

your secrets out EA 

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

prospited:

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

PLAIN

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

yourtubes:

simon says give me your attention 

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

theanti90smovement:

i am ready to begin my transformation

ohgreatanotherbookah:

Me at the store.