2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!
2013: These Pokemon are too simple!
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
your secrets out EA
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
google street view is the best, example:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
simon says give me your attention
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
i am ready to begin my transformation
Me at the store.