Every phone conversation with my parents during college

joss-blork:

mizurda:

manlayingegg:

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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what is neon pink supposed to taste like?

it’s supposed to taste like neon pink

I wonder if baby pink tastes like gender expectations. 

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

og-sludgebone:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Dog society is incredible

chicken-fingers:

jayrot:

tastefullyoffensive:

Albert is going places. [x]

Actually he isn’t…he’s staying home.  

they should keep an eye on David

chicken-fingers:

jayrot:

tastefullyoffensive:

Albert is going places. [x]

Actually he isn’t…he’s staying home.  

they should keep an eye on David

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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