Friend: Tell me a joke.
Me: Why is six afraid of seven?
Friend: Because seven ate nine.
Me: No, it is because seven had both eight and nine murdered. Eight and nine were interfering with seven's drug cartel. So seven had eight divided by four, and he disposed of nine by tossing him into an endless abyss called a fractal. He later ruthlessly slaughtered their children and fed their remains to the fractions. Sadly, seven just found out that six knows everything.
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